What I love, I destroy.

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For sale:

• Bear skin rug (white)


• Victorian chest SOLD


• Art Nouveau virgin sculpture


• Uterus stretched only once replica SOLD


• Foetus twenty-six weeks old replica SOLD

87 pregnancy tests just last week. All of them are negative. Funny how not a single one of the ladies who ought to get tested asked for one.

There's denial and there's attention-whoring, I suppose. I'd advise against either, but what do I know. I'm just a doctor.

Something small to keep the brain occupied. 8D

Additionally, regarding the Head Canon Meme: more often than not I think I don't have head canon until someone asks me a question about this or that and then it's like 'oh... right'. So feel free to ask me anything you'd like to know about my characters and if it turns out there is something tell, I'll definitely tell you. ;D

Thanks!


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( Incubi Shenanigans - R )

On this very beautiful Tuesday, a kind man delivered to this practice a bottle of champagne and a giant lobster in a box. Love the champagne. The lobster, on the other hand, well, he's sitting in the aquarium with the koi.

He'll need a name. I think it's a boy. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

Not calling him Sebastian.

They should have stayed with Bob. If Tyki had known that all the people like Chas would be there in the woods, he wouldn't have gone up there. It was a bit traumatising, being subjected to those awkward looks and downright scary glares from the thingies that weren't Chas.

Not a good idea. Not a good idea at all.

Coming home to a bottle of champagne from the grand dame of everything the incubus loves makes everything better. Almost. Mostly. Well... What matters is that he no longer has to worry about being castrated by Virtues or Angels. He hopes...

Hawaii was a blast and even though Kane didn't think his work was any good, Tyki was very proud of his little pet. But now they were back and about to head out to a Thanksgiving dinner at Chastity's retreat. He didn't think it was a bad idea and he'd been wanting to introduce Kane to her for quite some time now. Not because they believed in celibacy but because he wanted to show the other incubus what nice girls looked like.

{Kane}
Would you like to visit Bob before we head into the woods?

Mrs Patient #12 was the last patient of the day and all the nurses have gone home already, knowing they can trust Dr Kamelot to take good care of the lady. Well, about that... Tyki cleans up the internal woman bits he's accidentally removed and mops up the blood before he discreetly disposes of Mrs Patient #12 who is no longer twitching but just hanging limply in that chair. It is a little bit gross to be honest. Accidental murder is always nasty and unpleasant but... oh well.

He drives straight to Kane's place to grab and take his pet home with him, placating the protesting incubus with "I'll buy you new paint. I'll buy you a new everything, anything you want, but you're going to leave that canvas alone for a couple of days. We can visit Bob or go to California or somewhere else with a beach." Anywhere but here would be great.

True fact: sneezes and orgasms = same. Just ask the Frenchman.

His pretty gift can barely walk when Tyki kicks her out. Somehow she manages to unlock her car and gets in. She just wants to go home but she never arrives there. Later, they find her car wrapped around a lamp post. Nobody knows where she's been the past two weeks and nobody really cares.

He spends the rest of the day lounging on his couch, listening to the random messages Kane tends to leave on his answering machine. Messages #07 and #19 are his favourite. One is a drawn-out scream, the other a confusing story about wall nuts and exploding cherries. Both make him smile but for completely different reasons.

Happy Friday~

Fast food.

French tastelikepastry cuisine, Indian, pan-Asian, Thai, Mexican whores, Ialmostfrozetodeathonewinterbecausetalian, Greek, Chinese. No.

Fast food. Strippers. Fast food.

Make me a burger with fries.

On Saturday morning, Kane receives ten packs of Kellogg's Coco Pops. The note says: For eating, not the bathtub. - T.

Chastity receives a huge flower bouquet with a purple butterfly pinned to one of the flowers and English breakfast tea in a small tin box.

After that's taken care of, Tyki disconnects his phone, switches off his mobile, locks the doors and crawls into bed, intending to stay in it all weekend.

There's a halo hanging from the corner of my bed~

{Private}
Hell bugs, heathen whores and now what? Mermaids? Says it's an 'interesting project'. Says he's 'working'. Smell of sea and salt and ancient things the next time I get my fingers on you and you'll never work again, love.

Please be patient. Dr Kamelot will be with you in a minute.

There was a giraffe in my loft, I didn't invite it.
It was stomping around for days and kept me up all night.

I kicked him out.

I want mangos.

Plus two.

Pet's been unconscious asleep since Wednesday night. Went out like a light. I suppose we can stay here a bit longer.

Not-pregnant woman freaked out and bludgeoned pregnant woman with one of our $800 chairs in the waiting area. Mrs Fat Belly was apparently smothering Ms Slim Waist with her smugness. Messy, messy affair. They 'ladies' will have to replace the chair and pay the company we hired to clean up the mess.

Chalkboard has been poorly neglected. Pack your bags, pet~

I knew a girl once. A girl with short black hair and a sweet face and a wicked mind. She liked boys with light hair and eyes as blue as the sky. Because all of us were carved from ebony, we felt drawn to that which wasn't like us.

She liked one too much. The story didn't end well.

A pretty box with a pretty bow around it sits in Kane's fridge. It contains a freshly harvested human heart. Tyki knows it'll probably make Kane throw up or faint but he thinks it's a pretty heart so he's decided to give it to Kane.